What If...?

What if the Sixday teams were duos from The Lord of the Rings who were forced to battle for supremacy of Middle Earth at Alpenrose in a bicycle race

Hartley/Weir—Gandalf /Aragorn--a really powerful duo who despite your best efforts will probably rule Middle Earth. If the Dark Lord Sauron couldn’t do it what chance have the rest of us to unseat these two.

Beardsley/Lingwood—Gimli/Legolas—Dwarves and Elves getting along that is just crazy. Axes/Arrows flying all over the place, these two have too many weapons to keep track of. Watch out.

Kic/Blackwelder—Pippen/Merry—just two plucky young hobbits who mischievously found themselves in a bike race. Yes, they’d rather be back in their hobbit holes eating second breakfast but since they’re here….

Drake/Boxberger—Frodo/Sam—occasionally invisible but you know that somewhere in there is some great power.

Simmons/Hoefer— Boromir/Faramir—oh man, if only their father didn’t pit them against eachother in a battle for his love, um, reaching here….

Dumortier/Lacey—Tom Bombadil/Treebeard—okay, these two never actually hung out but what if they did?

Oh yeah, and... C-Murder/Magnum (Big Manshoes) - Smeagol/Gollum- Two warped and disfunctional weirdos who showed up at the track and mostly just talk to themselves. James also hasn't been getting much sun lately so he is a bit pale and sickly looking.